Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.